I decided to stop believing in sleep these days,
It doesn’t seem worth it, it only causes delays.
Without it my kids have done quite well,
So why shouldn’t I join them and bid them well?
Its always disappointing to wake with a start
To the crying, the peeing, or the blanket’s spark.
Sometimes it’s a hug or even a kiss,
Receiving them at midnight I will not miss.
One baby needs to eat, the other has a fever,
It always seems like I am the midnight receiver.
I shouldn’t complain, I have done well so far
With the coffee and chocolate to keep me up to par.
So tonight I’ll surprise them and never go to bed,
I will watch tv and binge eat instead.
They will be in such shock when they awake and see,
That I am dressed for the day and they can’t bother me.
They shall not be victorious, no I will win this battle
For once they will see who sits in the saddle.
They will stop waking me one day and they will see
What a nice mommy I really could be!!